Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the CLAUS- et.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
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Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
We three kings of Orient are.
One in a taxi,
One in a car.
One on a scooter beeping his hooter,
Following yonder star.
SPRING POEM
Here I sit, watching the rain
Thoughts of scooters in my brain
Why's the weather got to be so bad
Not riding my scooter, that makes me mad
Winter winter, won't you go away
So my scooter I can take out and play?
But winter's here, and here to stay
Too much rain and snow to play
The weather's icky, and cold and drab
So on the bbs I'll have to gab
With thoughts of rallies and races and fun
All around the town my scooter will run
To work, to school to play and to shop
My precious scooter I vow not to drop
But for now it seems the rain will stay
Oh winter, winter, please go AWAY!
don't forget.....
Harken spring, and summer, then fall...
me an' my scootie will have a ball !
But then again, another winter; it's unjust.
No scooting, just cold, and rain and rust.
So if MY needs were the reason....
We'd have just ONE long riding season !
To hell with winter, and rain and snow...
year-round scooting I would go.
Thoughts of scooters in my brain
Why's the weather got to be so bad
Not riding my scooter, that makes me mad
Winter winter, won't you go away
So my scooter I can take out and play?
But winter's here, and here to stay
Too much rain and snow to play
The weather's icky, and cold and drab
So on the bbs I'll have to gab
With thoughts of rallies and races and fun
All around the town my scooter will run
To work, to school to play and to shop
My precious scooter I vow not to drop
But for now it seems the rain will stay
Oh winter, winter, please go AWAY!
don't forget.....
Harken spring, and summer, then fall...
me an' my scootie will have a ball !
But then again, another winter; it's unjust.
No scooting, just cold, and rain and rust.
So if MY needs were the reason....
We'd have just ONE long riding season !
To hell with winter, and rain and snow...
year-round scooting I would go.
TOM
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